I was browsing through my Drafts. and found this which I wrote eons ago. I don’t know why I didn’t post them up at that time? I saw another draft which I wrote on the ice hockey game which I went back in January lol Okay will post that up later.
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If there’s anyone who wants to tell me that The Dark Knight is not good, I will beat the crap out of you. (I’m serious). It matters little whether you’re a big fan of Batman, but you should really watch this, at least once because it’s fuckingamazingspectacularbreathtaking.

You know how every year there’s this one big movie that will blow your mind away? This year, all the summer movies are pretty disappointing. Until this. I was very impressed. (I used to think Ironman is good, but he can go eat shit now. Ok sorry Pepper Potts I still like your name).

If you know me, you’d know i hate Spiderman Superman Xmen etc etc Men. But this, this is different. Because apart from the flying part, the rest seems pretty reasonable and do-able. It’s more realistic if you know what I mean. Batman is not born with superpowers to fly like Superman or to climb walls like Spiderman. Batman is….a Man. LOL.

Okay up until this point, I know nothing about Batman other than he has this 2 horns on his mask. Well, they don’t look like horns now but they do when I was 10, trust me. Oh, and he wears black. I have not watched any of Batman cartoons, not even when I was little.
So tell me, what’s there not to like about TDK?
Are you telling me Christian Bale is not good looking enough? He may be a bit out shadowed by the techie things and the other casts, but I think he did good.

Are you telling me the Batpod does not turn heads? I was left awestruck. It is black, and cool, and slick.

Are you telling me The Joker is not one of the best psycho ever? You don’t think he outdid Jack Nicholson’s 1989 Joker? I think Heath Ledger did a brilliant job as the lunatic. Everytime he waves his hand around while licking his lips, he sent chills up my spine. Very disturbing image. I HATE CLOWNS. okay he’s not a clown but doesn’t all clowns have that caked up make up on their faces too?

Are you telling me you’re not caught with all the classic liners in the movie? My personal favourites
Harvey Dent: “You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.”
Harvey Dent: “The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you, the dawn is coming”
Harvey Dent: “You thought we could be decent men in an indecent world. But you were wrong; the world is cruel, and the only morality in a cruel world is chance.”
The Joker: “I’m a dog chasing cars. I don’t have plans. I just do things. I’m not a schemer.”
The Joker: “If you’re good at something, you never do it for free.”
The Joker: “I believe whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you… stranger.”
The Joker: “Why… so… serious?”
Are you telling me his limited edition Lamborghini Murcielago LP640 is not cool enough?

Are you telling me you don’t have the hots for Porn King Edison Chen’s 2 seconds appearance? LOL

I WANT TO WATCH IT IN IMAX!!!!
TDK is pretty orgasmic, sigh. I want to tell you every little parts of the movies that I adored. I have so much to say but I’ll probably leave my opinions to myself and not bore you instead.
When I first heard that they’re going to give the Oscars to Heath Ledger, I was like C’mon They’re just giving it to him because he’s DEAD. well, Sorry Mr Ledger, I take my words back. You, are a legend. You, are brilliant. You, are my nightmare. You, makes me hate clowns even more now.
Okay, while everyone is savouring over his Tumbler, Batpod, Guns, Costumes. All i want, is his penthouse. OMG DID YOU GUYS EVEN NOTICE HIS HOUSE. IF I CAN LIE ON THAT BED WITH THAT VIEW..SIGH..YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU WANT.
Well, even though I’ve changed my view about Batman, but i still stand firm on my ground that Transformers is still gay and Superman is a Homo in red undies. Thank you very much.