Toilet Visits.

I think it’s no secret that I have a constipation problem.

I also think it’s not a secret that I don’t eat vegetable. Not 1 single leaf of ANY type of vege. So don’t go on and ask me “what about carrot” “what about tomato” “wht about this” “what about that” SO U DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT FALLS UNDER THE VEGE CATEGORY IS IT.

Okay anyway

Yes. According to the doctor, I have a LAZY usus. shit what is usus called in English already is it INtestine? basically my usus just lazy to move lah

Don’t ask me WHY I don’t eat vege. I also ask my mum the same question and she said when I was a kid I just spit out everytime she tries to give me vege then she also don’t know what happen then before I know it I didn’t take any vege for 20++ years already now. I won’t say I hate the taste of vege because I’ve never tried any how would I know what it taste like!

Last time I don’t eat fruits too. Not a single one. Oranges kill my taste bud so sour. Grapes don’t like. Apple don’t like. I only drink carrot juice, that’s about it for my fibre intake. But recently I think these 1 or 2 years I started taking more fruits like fruit juice almost everyday. I eat fruits but not that often though maybe once every 2 weeks or something like that.

Let me tell you a secret.

I don’t know human need to shit everyday until my mum ask me one fine day when I was like what…23?

AND HELL YEAH I shocked her when I said “HA NEED TO SHIT EVERYDAY WAN MEH” coz I shit like once every week or something like that haha. My uni housemates used to introduce me to these laxative pills. MY GOD when i first take it I felt like I’m giving birth my stomach is so pain like nobody’s business! But it works though. But after taking it on a daily basis, it stopped working after half a year. I changed laxatives but they all stopped working after a while. My tummy is getting used to these pills and got a lot tougher and nothing can work anymore.

Imagine that! Not even laxatives work!!!

Then my mum went and ask the doctor and blah blah blah the doctor recommended me to take  fibre drink.

1 fibre powder packet makes 1 drink on a daily basis which costs me RM5 (or something like that). Not all kinds and brands of fibre powder works though. Some works like wonders some just tipu my money only lah.

But nowadays I shit like normal. Thanks to the fibre powders. So if you need any recommendation on any kind of fibre powders, come to me. I bet nobody in this whole wide world knows more about laxatives and fibre powders more than me.

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Did I just write the whole entry about shitting? I didn’t even mean to write about shitting I wanted to talk about why I need to buy a new handphone because the game that I play when I shit got deleted and I couldn’t download it from anywhere!

Sigh wtf. Now I malas to talk about my handphone incident already.