I’m melting!

Seriously lo. what’s up with the weather nowadays?

I felt like I’m about to melt sigh and do you know how much I get darker after Bangkok? I’m like a Thai girl now already! In fact when I was shopping there those people talk to me in Thai and then when I say “how much” they reply me “oh you’re not Thai? You’re so Thai!”

YOU’RE SO THAI

What is that supposed to mean?? That I’m dark or I look like maid sigh.

Now I’m dark and 2 kg heavier. Today I go out feeling so insecure like everyone looking at me thinking why I gain so much weight. Like the Michelin girl already got tyre tyre around. FML. My camera is not with me. I’ll get it back on Thurs and I’ll blog all about Bangkok and Hatyai.

I’m watching PPS. PPS is great hohohohohohohoho I finished the police story series 30 episodes in less than 2 days. All hail PPS.  Kthxbye.

Back!

I’m back.

Sigh why does 1 week seems so short??

Bangkok here I come!

It’s not that I don’t want to blog.

excuses wtf

Did I tell you my home PC is fixed? hooray!!! Now I can watch PPS and download songs again. The day PC is fixed I watched 28 episodes of 学警狙击 continuously you say keng or not. Life is good I love life now wtf.Thanks to Nick who borrowed me his HD casing so I can format the HDD using my laptop. But I didn’t use FatBoySlim’s SATA casing coz I lazy to do my other SATA HDD I don’t fuck care already I just need to watch PPS asap. haha.

So I attempted to download Photoshop yesterday to print up my blog address on the Hatyai photos but the downloading is SO SLOW wtf because I’m watching PPS wtf but I decided PPS is more important than updating the blog haha

I got back from Hatyai on Monday night. And later I’m flying to Bangkok hurray!!! I was so worried I had to void my flight ticket coz of the riot and all that but fuck that shit lah no red shirt yellow shirt people can stop me from going okay!!! I checked the news and well, Bangkok riot ended last week and it’s all peace now. I hope they don’t suddenly do the protest rally again coz the shopping malls will close down then what is the point I fly over to sleep in the hotel is it. I also googled up on the four faced buddha that I need to go because the last time I went, I only put the joss sticks at 1 of the faces coz nobody told me I’m supposed to divide the joss sticks and put all 4 faces. No wonder nothing goes right after that haha.

I won’t be bringing my laptop so I’ll be internet-less for a week. Don’t miss me too much okay.

By the way, who want to buy 我的美丽日记 mask please email me at joan.lim@gmail.com. My MSN sometimes rosak already I didn’t get your order. Discounts discounts on the mask don’t miss it! =D Almost everyone who bought already restock from us because everyone likes it.

Also,

My relative has 4 other types of mask that we don’t have: Natto, Sake Yeast, Chocolate and Strawberry. If you want, I can help you get from her also. Natto and Sake is cheaper. Choco and stberry is RM4.50 coz they’re new products I think. The illustration below I copy from her website.

Natto Rejuvenating

Purpose: Form a thin protective layer on the surface of the skin to prevent moisture loss & effectively penetrates into our skin for intensive hydration. Helps to regain lustre of our skin. Helps to reducing signs of aging like fine lines & wrinkles. Regains elasticity back to the skin.

Cool Sake Yeast Mask

Purpose: Boosts the skin’s metabolism leaving fairer, flawless and translucence skin. Regenerate and repair damaged skin. Locks the moisture in the skin and control oil secretion. Boosts the regeneration of the skin, provides hydration and at the same time maintain elasticity.

Chocolate Mask

Purpose: Nourish skin , repair and anti-aging, recover from dullness and turn back to smooth and refined skin. It removes old skin cells, leaving a fine skin texture with smooth finish.

Strawberry Mask

Purpose: Delicate, radiant and firm skin. Suitable for all skin types esp dull, rough skin that lacks firmness.

That’s all.

I’ve never tried any of that becasue I don’t have all that so I can’t give you any review. But she likes strawberry a lot and I’ve heard a lot of good reviews on Strawberry as well. But it’s weird right? I’ve never heard of Chocolate mask? Use already can eat is it?

I haven’t really pack finish yet sigh never mind lah forget to bring then buy there. Everything is cheap in Thailand anyway. If you’ve been there and have some places MUST VISIT in Bangkok, email me! I’ll be checking my gmail IF the lobby has access =)

I’m not dead.

Just…slow. haha. Will update tonight with pictures from Thailand..Hopefully.

The Truth.

After I wrote the previous post on the Beauty Diary, I’ve got tons of crazy questions through emails and IM. Let me tell you this.

I AM NOT THE MASK AGENT OR SUPPLIER.

This mask is a Taiwan product that has been advertised by Big S and Small S (if you know lah the actress sister from Taiwan) 。 You can google all about it 美容大王大S推介 《我的美丽日记》. This started because me and 3 of my girl friends use the same mask “我的美麗日記”. We all bought from the mall (Queensbay) at RM6.50 at this shop called “The Rooms” and RM8 at Guardian. Then we got lucky one day when we found this guy who happened to be the supplier for this mask. We made a deal and he agreed to sell the mask to us at a cheaper price PROVIDED we buy a few thousand pcs something like that. Anything less than that amount he couldn’t get us the cheaper price.

Since 4 of us have been using this mask, we figured it’s wiser to get the mask from him at that price because then we save a lot. Another reason is because if we didn’t buy the amount of masks at that price,  to be honest, I cannot make myself buy at RM6-8 from the mall again when I know the mask is actually cheaper than that! Right?! Make sense? So after a lot of discussion, we decided to get that. Simple as that. We each kept 100 pcs for ourselves (yah trust me it’s that good), and plan to find other people to share the other portion with us. It’s just blasting some emails and IM some friends. If worse come to worse nobody wanted to buy or try, then we don’t mind keeping lah right anyhow also I think the price is too cheap to let go lah for that mask.

SO THIS IS NOT DIRECT SALES. LET ME EMPHASIZE ON THAT.

THIS IS NOT DIRECT SALES.

SO SIMPLE.

Let me tell you.

Before we buy the masks, we did a lot. We’ve done a lot of research and did a lot of testings and talked to a lot of people in the field to find out about things. We’ve personally used it and did a lot to prove that the masks quality are equally as good as those we bought from the mall. Trust us. We wouldn’t want to put some fake cheap ass China pirated products on our face also okay you think what? And we wouldn’t really sell it to harm our friends or family lah please you think what kind of people we are sigh. It’s 100% authentic. Real products. Real stuff. Good stuff.

THIS IS NOT A SCAM.

Why is it so hard to share good stuff with people nowadays sigh haha nobody has heard of the brand before. I wonder why. Flip open the Taiwan/HK magazines and you can see the advertisements everywhere. And it’s so hot selling in Taiwan okay always sold out because of the book 大S wrote on beauty products or something like that lah I don’t know lah but I only know few of us use it and no complains. Can ping me if you want to try.

Okay end of advertisement.

You won’t hear about it anymore wtf haha. I know you’re sick of it already.

Bus and Mask (it rhymes) haha.

Would you be surprised if I tell you I have a headache now?

I have headaches so often more often that the times u go to shit wtf. I spent the last week in KL and travelled back with BUS okay BUS now you must be really surprised. JOAN TAKE BUS WOR WTF. Okay so I figured since I’m travelling so often I have to be wiser and not waste all my money on Tony Fernandez. I should start taking BUS coz it’s like 30% of the price of a flight ticket.

But good lord. The journey last week totally reminded me of why I feared so much of BUSES. Random facts about me: I have motion sickness. The very serious kind that anything more than 45 minutes you can send me vomitting any time. Worst time is when I have to sit in that boat that carries us from the dork to the cruise. The sea is so wavy that day the stupid damn boat kept rocking and I kept vomitting until I got into the cruise. Back into some bigger more stable boat also. Even I sit in the car from the FIZ area to Batu Ferringhi also I vomit already. Sigh. I ask my mum and she say when I was a baby, I vomit the milk out everytime she carries me into the car wtf. So I’m born with it wtf.

I bought the bus ticket last minute so I only get the last row. Holy shit it’s so bumpy and the seat is so shaky my head felt like it’s gonna EXPLODE!!!! The 5 hours in bus is sickening. Terrible! And the stupid guy next to me kept farting SERIOUS WAN!!! I nearly got poisoned. Okay that’s not the worst. You must be thinking how can some Indian guy farting not the worst. Coz it was raining so heavily the water dripped in =( at my seat so I use the curtain to avoid the water dripping down. But I forgot the water all dripped on the floor and wet MY BAG THAT I PUT ON THE FLOOR. My laptop is all wet okay including my clothes inside. Even my ipod cover also wet sigh.

But then again, beggars can’t be choosers.

Oh let me share something with you. Some day I’ll write a post about all the facial cleansers and toners and lotion I use that we can share info okay you guys can tell me whats good and whats not.

I’ve been using this new mask called “我的美麗日記 “. Heard of it before? It’s actually pretty hot selling in Taiwan and my friend introduced it to me and I saw the advertisements in the Taiwan magazines so I guess it’s worth a try. For the price of the mask, I can say the result’s pretty good. Don’t la compare with those Biotherm and SKII those freaking expensive okay. SKII sell 1 mask at RM40! Only can use like once every 4 weeks. This I can use twice a week.

Few of us have been using that and buying from the mall. Some beauty shops sell it at RM6, places like Guardian sells it at RM8. Which is like freaking expensive lah I think! But Shu found this supplier who could supply us with the masks at a much lower price. Only RM4 per piece! Dammit almost 50% cheaper. Now I can use the same mask at half the price. dammit fuck lah why Guardian sell until so expensive!

So I bought like 100 pieces haha only RM400 so happy lah okay. I use different type each week. But mostly I use anti-aging wan lah I takut grow old already. The other when I look into the mirror I realized how much I’ve aged like seriously! Of coz you’d tell me that’s how it’s gonna be lah what do I expect I memang really old already lah. That’s why I need all these masks to slow the progress lah!

To be honest, you can’t tell the difference by using the mask like ONCE. But when I use masks continuously I really can feel it lor. Aiya I wouldn’t say my face damn good now lah but it’s consider quite licin already wtf. haha.

So I wanted to share the good price with all my friend wtf . If you want to try or you’re already using, or you have doubts about the mask, you can ping me lah (joan.lim@gmail.com) I can give you all the info you need. I also bought from there. If never use before then just buy 1 or 2 or 5 like that to try lah no harm.

Wah shit

like advertisement wtf.

Okay lah bye now I wanna go drink Fibre so I can shit tomorrow.

Toilet Visits.

I think it’s no secret that I have a constipation problem.

I also think it’s not a secret that I don’t eat vegetable. Not 1 single leaf of ANY type of vege. So don’t go on and ask me “what about carrot” “what about tomato” “wht about this” “what about that” SO U DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT FALLS UNDER THE VEGE CATEGORY IS IT.

Okay anyway

Yes. According to the doctor, I have a LAZY usus. shit what is usus called in English already is it INtestine? basically my usus just lazy to move lah

Don’t ask me WHY I don’t eat vege. I also ask my mum the same question and she said when I was a kid I just spit out everytime she tries to give me vege then she also don’t know what happen then before I know it I didn’t take any vege for 20++ years already now. I won’t say I hate the taste of vege because I’ve never tried any how would I know what it taste like!

Last time I don’t eat fruits too. Not a single one. Oranges kill my taste bud so sour. Grapes don’t like. Apple don’t like. I only drink carrot juice, that’s about it for my fibre intake. But recently I think these 1 or 2 years I started taking more fruits like fruit juice almost everyday. I eat fruits but not that often though maybe once every 2 weeks or something like that.

Let me tell you a secret.

I don’t know human need to shit everyday until my mum ask me one fine day when I was like what…23?

AND HELL YEAH I shocked her when I said “HA NEED TO SHIT EVERYDAY WAN MEH” coz I shit like once every week or something like that haha. My uni housemates used to introduce me to these laxative pills. MY GOD when i first take it I felt like I’m giving birth my stomach is so pain like nobody’s business! But it works though. But after taking it on a daily basis, it stopped working after half a year. I changed laxatives but they all stopped working after a while. My tummy is getting used to these pills and got a lot tougher and nothing can work anymore.

Imagine that! Not even laxatives work!!!

Then my mum went and ask the doctor and blah blah blah the doctor recommended me to take  fibre drink.

1 fibre powder packet makes 1 drink on a daily basis which costs me RM5 (or something like that). Not all kinds and brands of fibre powder works though. Some works like wonders some just tipu my money only lah.

But nowadays I shit like normal. Thanks to the fibre powders. So if you need any recommendation on any kind of fibre powders, come to me. I bet nobody in this whole wide world knows more about laxatives and fibre powders more than me.

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Did I just write the whole entry about shitting? I didn’t even mean to write about shitting I wanted to talk about why I need to buy a new handphone because the game that I play when I shit got deleted and I couldn’t download it from anywhere!

Sigh wtf. Now I malas to talk about my handphone incident already.

HAPPY 34TH ANNIVERSARY DAD & MUM!!!

Free.

I’m…kind of free.

I’ve been working on this thing and debugging for so long and finally I got it figured out so damn do you know how good it feels to have it completed and delivered even though now all I do at work is surfing facebook and reading blogs wtf. Halfway through probably last few weeks I feel so tortured like imma die I so wish I can quit right there and then and find a guy and get married and don’t have to work and can dump all my work aside and don’t care shit and paly mahjong and shopping and do facial and drink hi-tea everyday. god what am i talking about. has my mum raised me to be such incompetent being wtf. no everything I said is a joke. never in my life I thought I’d do nothing at home even though it might feel good the 1st few days but then i’d feel very useless. I’m too smart to be living my life wasted like that.

okay i digressed.

My point is, I’m quite free now.

Movie Weekend.

Sigh I haven’t fixed my PC yet. But Nick already passed me the Harddisk Casing and cable that I can use to transfer the data out before I format the whole PC sigh what if I cannot find the PC drivers then no audio then HOW. Fuck this shit lah I hate doing all these things.

Last weekend is….tiring.

I watched Shinjuku Incident, Knowing and Fast & Furious 4.

Shinjuku Incident sucks shit. I don’t know what the fuck the whole movie is trying to show. It’s not TOO BAD lah but it’s…bad enough. So don’t even bother wasting 10 bucks to watch in cinema. Download it okay.

Knowing. Beginning and Middle is pretty okay. Esp when Lucinda is locked underground scratching the door with numbers. The movie is good up until the part where Nicholas Cage found the meaning of the numbers. Anything after that, total crap. The ending of the movie is tragic..a bit WTF feeling. I was told that the tree is called ‘Tree Of Life’. I googled it up and according to the bible, the tree has the potential to grant immortality to Adam and Eve, in Proverbs where it’s a simile for a blessing. So I assume the tree is gonna help the kids to reproduce and create another earth with human la I guess.

Fast & Furious 4 is by far the best out of all 3 I think. Maybe because I have no expectation like I already know the movie is about racing, cars and girls in bikini and stuff. Which is why when the movie ended I think it’s okay lah. I forgot FF3 hmph did FF3 show that Paul Walker is a cop because I was surprised to see him in FF4 as a cop. What’s disappointing is not much cool cars sigh all old ones maybe those old ones are damn keng but I only look at the car lah not the engine. Best is the Skyline 34. That also it came out A WHILE only lah.